Posted
1:29 AM
by sport
The Five Stages of Death You Can't Say On Television:
DENIAL:
"No motherfucking way I'm dying."
ANGER:
"God, you miserable cunt... NOW I'm pissed!"
BARGAINING:
"Whose cock do I have to suck to get out of this predicament?"
DEPRESSION:
"I'm crying my tits off over here."
ACCEPTANCE:
"Oh well... shit happens."