Posted
1:33 AM
by sport
SPORT MURPHY-RELATED INTERNET SHIT ROUNDUP! ITEM: It's said that "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," and here's
one li'l hellion who also "hath" no shortage of sound musical taste! On a
"revenge site" concerning her allegedly errant hubby, this gal saw fit to post my tune "You Lousy Stinking Scumbag!" Nope, I don't know her, but she's MY KIND O' GREEN-EYED MONSTER! You
go, girl!
ITEM: Now, far be it from me to say the folks at
ROLLING STONE DOT COM are a bunch of complete douchesacks in the glorious tradition of Jann "thar she blows" Wenner itself, but
WHOAH NELLY was I surprised to discover that I had made 2 ALBUMS I've never
heard of! Boy am I looking forward to checkin' out my recording of "Tap That!" Hope Warner's sends the royalty checks here by mistake too! Whoo-ee!
ITEM: After all my snide remarks about
CMJ some entries back, IMAGINE MY SURPRISE to indeed be playing the
big big event after all! And I'm even on the official "Scheduled to appear" list! HOT DAWG! Look under "S" for "Sport!" I was hoping JETHRO TULL would play a reunion date, but I don't see him under "T" !!!
ITEM: Somehow it turns out that an increasing number of HOT YOUNG CHICKS... complete
strangers... from far and near... with
vaginas... are mentioning my name on their blogs and MYSPACE pages! No, I won't give URLS, since that would be sort of rude and then they might find out and not like my music anymore! Sort of like if they ever saw what I fucking LOOK LIKE in person! And how INCREDIBLY FUCKING OLD I am! YEEEEEE-fucking-HAAWWWW!
Everything's coming up
SPORT MURPHY, that's for sure! So make sure you come to KNITTING FACTORY on
September 16 and SEE FOR YOURSELF!