Posted
12:24 AM
by sport
Call 'em Tzara and Meara, for Dada's sake. (As we sat in the car today waiting for Shelley to return from 7-11, the kids suddenly began to improvise riddles. One would pose the question, then the other would deliver the punchline. Then they'd both erupt into peals of hilarity. I managed to jot down a few of them for posterity. Tell 'em at your next party!) Q: WHO HAS A DOG AND NEW CLOTHES?
A: A CAMEL-HEAD
Q: WHAT DOES A CIGARETTE GO ON THE STORE?
A: FRESH STICKERS
Q: WHO MAKES TELEPHONES OUT OF A BANK?
A: A COW
Q: WHEN DOES A CAR GO ON A BRICK FOR A CAMERA?
A: A SHIRT