Posted
8:47 PM
by sport
IIWA (Innovations In Webchat Abbreviations)IAMN/CC - "I am mastubating now; can't chat"
TFTPZL - "thanks for the pic, zit lord"
LOTIBNFTRYI! - "laughing on the inside, but not for the reason you intended!"
OMAA - "Oh my aching ass"
KTWIPATST - "Keep typing while I patiently await the sex talk"
WHB! - "Wow... How boring!"
NuMoticons:$ ("Your twisted words betray you")
!o ("Where'd you get the shiner?")
†me ("Is this a dagger I see before me?")
<@ ("I'm in a tent right now.")
*3 ("YES! my anus IS located right behind my balls!")
..) ( "I like Picasso")
:I~ (“hold on; I'm eating spaghetti”)
¿( ("I suspect treachery")
Posted
7:00 PM
by sport
Is it just on my computer or are the lines on these posts running long, so that you have to scroll left (see what I mean?) to right in order to read them?
I dislike this so much I could just shit.
Posted
6:26 PM
by sport
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