Posted
10:48 PM
by sport
A CONVERSATION I OVERHEARD TODAY WHILE ON LINE AT SOME DRUG STORE, WAITING TO BUY LIFESAVERS FOR MY MOM.
(A mother and daughter, 40s and 20s, very similarly dressed and coiffed. Both resemble Amy Winehouse. They are ahead of me in line. Daughter apparently remembers something, leaves the line to go get whatever it is.)Mother: Get a candle!
Daughter: What flavor?
Mother: "Fresh Linen."
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