Posted 11:57 PM by sport

Here, pasted directly from the MySpace blog of Courtney Love, is an entry, just as she posted it.

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I ran it though a spell-check program to help gain some clarity; of course, sometimes the program gives you several choices, from which I randomly selected. Result:

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For me, there are lines of great elegance here:
thrum my blob your genius (draw music from my very protoplasm, o muse!)
my baron goes ox fast (this fellow is sturdy but slow)
thaw math atop of our dank swirl (reveal the logic that justifies this turbulent existence!)
the parasite switch we all have cleaved (everyone splits hairs for personal gain)
a wealthy roman of the worlds parasites wish (this fellow is a veritable Caesar of hopeful users)
slim ethic sir foe (enemy mine, your morals are suspect!)
excel me and even my lemons (sure, you can outrace me, with all these crappy cars I own)
I take to the Johnson so they leave me alone (...'nuff said)