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Saturday, August 06, 2005
SPORT MURPHY-RELATED INTERNET SHIT ROUNDUP!
ITEM: It's said that "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," and here's one li'l hellion who also "hath" no shortage of sound musical taste! On a "revenge site" concerning her allegedly errant hubby, this gal saw fit to post my tune "You Lousy Stinking Scumbag!" Nope, I don't know her, but she's MY KIND O' GREEN-EYED MONSTER! You go, girl!
ITEM: Now, far be it from me to say the folks at ROLLING STONE DOT COM are a bunch of complete douchesacks in the glorious tradition of Jann "thar she blows" Wenner itself, but WHOAH NELLY was I surprised to discover that I had made 2 ALBUMS I've never heard of! Boy am I looking forward to checkin' out my recording of "Tap That!" Hope Warner's sends the royalty checks here by mistake too! Whoo-ee!
ITEM: After all my snide remarks about CMJ some entries back, IMAGINE MY SURPRISE to indeed be playing the big big event after all! And I'm even on the official "Scheduled to appear" list! HOT DAWG! Look under "S" for "Sport!" I was hoping JETHRO TULL would play a reunion date, but I don't see him under "T" !!!
ITEM: Somehow it turns out that an increasing number of HOT YOUNG CHICKS... complete strangers... from far and near... with vaginas... are mentioning my name on their blogs and MYSPACE pages! No, I won't give URLS, since that would be sort of rude and then they might find out and not like my music anymore! Sort of like if they ever saw what I fucking LOOK LIKE in person! And how INCREDIBLY FUCKING OLD I am! YEEEEEE-fucking-HAAWWWW!
Everything's coming up SPORT MURPHY, that's for sure! So make sure you come to KNITTING FACTORY on September 16 and SEE FOR YOURSELF!
ITEM: It's said that "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," and here's one li'l hellion who also "hath" no shortage of sound musical taste! On a "revenge site" concerning her allegedly errant hubby, this gal saw fit to post my tune "You Lousy Stinking Scumbag!" Nope, I don't know her, but she's MY KIND O' GREEN-EYED MONSTER! You go, girl!
ITEM: Now, far be it from me to say the folks at ROLLING STONE DOT COM are a bunch of complete douchesacks in the glorious tradition of Jann "thar she blows" Wenner itself, but WHOAH NELLY was I surprised to discover that I had made 2 ALBUMS I've never heard of! Boy am I looking forward to checkin' out my recording of "Tap That!" Hope Warner's sends the royalty checks here by mistake too! Whoo-ee!
ITEM: After all my snide remarks about CMJ some entries back, IMAGINE MY SURPRISE to indeed be playing the big big event after all! And I'm even on the official "Scheduled to appear" list! HOT DAWG! Look under "S" for "Sport!" I was hoping JETHRO TULL would play a reunion date, but I don't see him under "T" !!!
ITEM: Somehow it turns out that an increasing number of HOT YOUNG CHICKS... complete strangers... from far and near... with vaginas... are mentioning my name on their blogs and MYSPACE pages! No, I won't give URLS, since that would be sort of rude and then they might find out and not like my music anymore! Sort of like if they ever saw what I fucking LOOK LIKE in person! And how INCREDIBLY FUCKING OLD I am! YEEEEEE-fucking-HAAWWWW!
Everything's coming up SPORT MURPHY, that's for sure! So make sure you come to KNITTING FACTORY on September 16 and SEE FOR YOURSELF!
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