Posted
2:21 PM
by sport
Two limericks on Lemerick
There was a young man whose demeanor
In court couldn't have been serener.
For the killing of Jews
(Though it's certainly news)
Is barely a B misdemeanor.
The jury said, "though we're disquieted,
The Jew should've hid while they rioted.
So, sure, the kid grabbed him
And fatally stabbed him…
Were you never young, drunk and exci-et-ed?"