Posted 5:48 PM by sport

I had a dream, oddly enough. Oddly because that means sleep and whenever that happens lately it's usually nothing or nightmares. But here was a dream, and it was funny as hell. Me laughing repeatedly, but all I remember is the part right before my own hilarity woke me up.

A woman is embracing and nuzzling a Frankenstein monster that has a shock of reddish hair. She draws a long, sumptuous breath at its neck and coos: "Mmmm… I love the fragrance you're wearing!" The monster tenderly holds her face in its hands and replies softly: "My darling, you have never truly known sweet aroma until you've savored it through the nostrils of the living dead."

This is the kind of thing my dream-brain considers boffo material.