Posted 11:40 PM by sport

Man I'm so upset about it all that I have decided to act locally. I went to my freezer and took out the box of Pepperidge Farm "Texas Toast" and crossed out "Texas" and wrote "Terrorist" because Bush is from Texas and if French Toast is now gonna Freedom Toast then how does he like this? Because he's the real terrorist and just like Tim Robbins said, Bush should have said after 911 that everyone could help more by turning a vacant lot into a baseball field and that would show the terrorists something better than just bombing people. So I put the Terrorist Toast back in the freezer because I wasn't hungry anyway and who could eat when there's a war going on. But then I just got upset because that's symbolic but who would see it except someone who is already looking in my freezer

Then I went and laid down on the sidewalk right in front of the house and stayed for maybe an hour and if somebody came and said I was blocking the way, I'd say "damn right, isn't it inconvenient? Well it's a lot more inconvenient if you're an Iraqui citizen and the U.S government which is this huge corporate monster says they can kill you in an unjust war that the people ('it's still WE the people, RIGHT?' - Dave Mustaine kicking it old school with megadeth) didn't even get to say whether or not we even wanted to do and the UN was not even paid attention to even when they said they FORBID Bush and his war pigs to do this, which their only doing because they want your oil and Bush is getting even for his father."I was all ready to say this to anyone who came down the street.

But everyone just kept crossing the street and I screamed "COWARDS! COWARDS!" at them and I wished my friend Justin was home because I know he'd do it to and then they'd have to FACE us instead of pretending the whole war is so justified and stuff and going back to their safe whitebread homes and not even caring. But Justin was away at the "shit-in" with everybody else but NO I couldn't go because there was no room in the car but there was enough room for Nicole though, who is all "I'm so antiwar" even though she really is so apathetic and only says she cares because she wants to get with Justin.

So I had to give up my protest and go inside and see them on TV (blech! I NEVER watch TV) where everyone went to the business district and smeared feces all over themselve's because the war is so shitty and stinks and there is Justin laying there in front of some big corporate headquarters right next to the guy from System of A Down and their all covered with shit and the cops are coming over with handkerchiefs over their noses (what's the matter, fascist, can't stand the stench of US policy!) and nightsticks in the other hand like they are about to beat everyone up for just doing what their rights are as US citizens anyway or was the Bill of Rights revoked when we weren't looking just like the UN charter was?

And lo and behold there's Nicole and she is vomiting because as I found out later she can't stand the smell of shit (yeah, real fucken radical, Nic-hole, afraid to mess up your Abercrombie and Fitch outfit) and then this reporter goes up and talks to her because they think she was protesting too by pukeing but all she says is "rawwwlpph" and keeps heavingup her guts the bitch. I bet they put everyone in jail for just speaking they're mind and then who knows when I'll see Justin again? I hate the war so much and everybodies so complacent about it.

I can't stop crying

So now I'm gonna write a poem about all if it or something.