Posted 4:01 AM by sport

Transcript of the first live Sport Murphy webchat, 2-5-03. We hope future chats will be a little more on-topic and I think a moderator might help. While the following may be confusing, we post it in its entirety for whatever bits of interest may be gleaned. Thanks to all participants.

mikesportmurphy: ok, I'm here, so, anyone?
mikesportmurphy: standing by.
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mikesportmurphy: welcome go
Go_go_Rangers03: hello room
mikesportmurphy: hey go
Go_go_Rangers03: sport chat YEEEEEEEAHHHHHHH
mikesportmurphy: yes hi do you have a question?
Go_go_Rangers03: wher are the PPPPUUUUSSSSYYYY
mikesportmurphy: lol none here go
Go_go_Rangers03: FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUU
Go_go_Rangers03: FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUU
Go_go_Rangers03: FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUU
Go_go_Rangers03: FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUU
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mikesportmurphy: greetings mwf
Go_go_Rangers03: FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUU
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mikesportmurphy: hi mwf what's up tonight
mwf_iso_?: gogo are you into the rangers
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Go_go_Rangers03: fckind a mwf RAAAANNNNGERRRRRSSSSS
mikesportmurphy: this is a q and a about my music, folks. welcome styx
mwf_iso_?: asl gogo
Go_go_Rangers03: 25 m port washinton ny mwf HOOOORRRRNNNNYY
mikesportmurphy: styx?
Styxfan593932: y
mikesportmurphy: yes, welcome... any questions?
Styxfan593932: ty :)
mwf_iso_?: hmmm gogo you sound hot ; )
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collegebabewithcam: Hi my name is Courtney and I am having nude fun on my new webcam
Styxfan593932: y i hv a ?
mikesportmurphy: ok styx, if that means "yes i hve a question," shoot
collegebabewithcam: Hi my name is Courtney and I am having nude fun on my new webcam
Styxfan593932: y wz paradise theatr so fkng awesome????
mikesportmurphy: ??? i'm here to discuss my new album
Go_go_Rangers03: SSSSUUUUCCCK MYYYYY COOOCCCKKKK
mikesportmurphy: on kill rock stars
Go_go_Rangers03: mwf BLLLLLOWWWWW MEEEEE
mikesportmurphy: entitled "uncle"
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mikesportmurphy: welcome
mwf_iso_?: mmm gogo i'd love to
DemonSeedDarkLord: aNy GrRLZzZ hErE
Go_go_Rangers03: MWF I WANT TO FFFFUUUUCCKKKK
the_one_and_only_53: yo demon wuzzuuupppp!!!!!!
mwf_iso_? : mmmm gogo i'm wet
DemonSeedDarkLord: HeY mWf AsL
collegebabewithcam: Hi my name is Courtney and I am having nude fun on my new webcam
collegebabewithcam: Cum join me at http://www.reallivesororityquimcams.com ...I'll be waiting, studs!
DemonSeedDarkLord: HeY cOrTnEy ArE yOu ReLly NuDeS?
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the_one_and_only_53: did demon leave
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the_one_and_only_742: sport murphey caht here?
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mikesportmurphy: hi, 742 yes... sport murphy chat - what can i do for you
Go_go_Rangers03: I GOT A HARRRDDDD COOOOCCCK MWFFFF
the_one_and_only_742: r u really sport murphey
mikesportmurphy: yes, welcome! what's your question
the_one_and_only_742: prove it
mikesportmurphy: um... i'm not sure how to do that, but i'm him
the_one_and_only_742: u r not
mwf_iso_? : (slowly stroking gogos erect member)
the_one_and_only_742: bullsht ur not sport murphey
mikesportmurphy: ok skip it
the_one_and_only_53: lol "toao742" nice name
the_one_and_only_742: fuck you 53
the_one_and_only_53: real inteelinget 742
mwf_iso_? : (rubbing gogos massive boner)
the_one_and_only_742: mwf is a faget not a real chick
the_one_and_only_53: fuck you 742
Go_go_Rangers03: ARE U A MAAAANNNN MWFFF
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MackdaddyJason: where mybizzatches at?/?///
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love4sport: is sport here
mikesportmurphy: hi, yes thank god
MackdaddyJason: yo yo love4 asl
mikesportmurphy: hey love... got a question?
mwf_iso_? : (parting my lips and likking them sedudtivly)
the_one_and_only_742: faget
love4sport: sport?
the_one_and_only_53: rotf @ "toao742" your the fag
mikesportmurphy: yes, love go ahead
Go_go_Rangers03: FFUUUUCKKKKK
love4sport: you look like jon cusak lol : )
love4sport: you see hi fidelity?
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mwf_iso_? : seductively i mean
mikesportmurphy: yes i know. cusack.
mwf_iso_? : (and unzips gogos pants)
the_one_and_only_53: rotgff cusack is a woman you fags
mikesportmurphy: i sorta thought we'd talk abut my album uncle
mikesportmurphy: about
the_one_and_only_742: your stupd 53 thats joan his sister
mwf_iso_? : r u there gogo? (wantonly rubbing my love nub)
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Go_go_Rangers03: I WANT PUUUUUZZZZYYYYYYY
MackdaddyJason: yo rizzangers can i send you a pm
MackdaddyJason: wuzzup [@@OI2jkf you got a cizzam? asl?
[@@OI2jkf: Bush is full of SHIT
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[@@OI2jkf: warmongers are so fucked
bushisnotfullofshit: no u are scumbag
mwf_iso_? : (gnawing on gogos kneecaps)
love4sport: but u do look like him its uncanny if u were younger
the_one_and_only_53: i know who joan cusack is 742 you dick
mikesportmurphy: i have a new album named uncle
[@@OI2jkf: no u are asshole bush secretly funded the brown shirts in cuba to get plutonium mines for more profit - read chomsky loser
mikesportmurphy: the original purpose of this chat was to do a q and a...
love4sport: i saw your show at street level with the skels
bushisnotfullofshit: i have read chomsky dickhead and hes as stupid as you
Go_go_Rangers03: TIIIIIIIIITTTTTTSSSSS ROOOOCCCCKKKK
bushisnotfullofshit: slick willy arranged the 9-11 attacks to draw attention away from his sex life and vince fosters murdr asswipe
mwf_iso_? : (rubs her lower back against gogos workboots and moans)
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MackdaddyJason: huzzello Chrizzisty asl ???
[@@OI2jkf: your so fucken naive anushead - bush invented aids
Christy44dd: I am so eager to play with my new naked webcam! Come join me at http://younggirlstitsalive.net
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bushisnotfullofshit: deluded cockbucket - aids was a legacy of the new deal you commie
Go_go_Rangers03: mwf u there?
mikesportmurphy: see, i thought we'd discuss this album, or maybe the bad mood i've been in
[@@OI2jkf: check your history roidbreath, when nixon was implementing his covert campaign to infect african americans with impetigo and ringworm, it was only the roosevelt imperative of 1945 which permitted full scrutiny by an impartial international council who determined that the entire scheme, linked to copper interests of a very young matt drudge (ring any bells, slimetwat?) and his cronies, was a fraudulent religious-right boondoggle to kill innocent animals for the benefit of multinational corporate thinktank deathsquads, so fuck you mudnipple
mwf_iso_?: yesss gogo purrrrr (stick pinky toe in gogos nostril)
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love4sport: sport?
Go_go_Rangers03: FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUU
Go_go_Rangers03: FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUU
bushisnotfullofshit: yeah, right, mazurkatestes... trot out your old conspiracy theories when everyone knows by now that the kennedies had already sacked the national trust for blood money with which to silence the gangsters they hired to kill general westmoreland becasue he knew about their sex orgies with dorothy provine and anna maria alberghetti while luxembourg fell to the russians under their coke-encrusted noses but the whole thing collapsed becuase a certain bill moyers - apologist for the weather underground and the baader-meinhof gang - had advised them it would be "politically incorrect" to intervene you whorescab
bushisnotfullofshit: 'scuse me i meant "because"
Go_go_Rangers03: FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUU
mikesportmurphy: yes still here
[@@OI2jkf: bushisnotfullofshit is a neofeudalist shithammer. i read it on the bathroom wall in the vatican lol
love4sport: lol
Go_go_Rangers03: LOL LOL LOL
mwf_iso_?: ROTFL (scraping her eyeball against gogos belt loop)
[@@OI2jkf: lol - hosepiston
bushisnotfullofshit: grommetsponge
love4sport: hey sport! the skels rocked man i saw you once! CUSACK!
mikesportmurphy: yeah, uh, thanks
Go_go_Rangers03: LOL CUUUSSSSAAAAACKKKK! CUUUUUNT!
bushisnotfullofshit: reaad the constitution, thermometersac
[@@OI2jkf: no YOU read it, dripladle
love4sport: sport?
love4sport: sport?
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mikesportmurphy: yes, i'm still here for christ's sake what?
amplyendowedteenagerebecca: HI I'M A YOUNG OVERSEXED MODEL WITH A NEW WEBCAM AND IT'S FREE AT http://freerebeccascam.org
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mikesportmurphy: so the thing is, i'm really into charles ives, and, um...
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love4sport: sport? are you still here?
the_one_and_only_05: hey love4!!!
mikesportmurphy: YES I'M HERE!!!
love4sport: hey theone05, hello
the_one_and_only_05: male, 32 here
loveforsport: mmm nice, theone05 f, 29
mikesportmurphy: maybe i can get the ball rolling... the frustrating thing for me when I am making my music is that I find that I am...
the_one_and_only_05: love: cam?
loveforsport: sure
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mikesportmurphy: ...often thwarted by fate in cruel and crushing ways. I am especially troubled by the inability of my music to...
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TheBluebirdOfHappiness: Hello... Sport Murphy?
mikesportmurphy: Yes! I'm here!!!! Hello!
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mikesportmurphy: well.
mikesportmurphy: figures.
mikesportmurphy: am i alone here?
mikesportmurphy: guess i can do this alone. so: sport!
mikesportmurphy: yeah. mike?
mikesportmurphy: please tell us about your new album, and charles ives, and whatever bummer shit is on your mind this evening.
mikesportmurphy: sure, mike. in my opinion, I am, personally speaking...
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GriceARoni: griefstricken fem here with brand new buttcam! any media?
Steve_Pick: hey G ...limpdick journalist with promo cds for sale. wanna chat?
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