Posted
1:12 PM
by sport
There are more filters on my email than in a carton of smokes. Any time certain keywords appear, the message goes right into trash. Sometimes I give the trash a quick once-over in case some message from a friend wound up there accidentally on account of that friend using one or more of the verboten words. "PENIS BALDNESS ANTIVIRUS ON DVD WITH SEXY INKJET INSURANCE REFINANCING!" "NO CREDIT? VIAGRA, MCVOUTY! FREE TEENAGE CHICKS WILL UNSUBSCRIBE FOR YOU ON LIVE LAGOS NIGERIA CAM!!!"
Usually there's a fake name claiming to be the source: "Esteban Takahachi" "Natasha Mbaqua" or something. So the unopened messages in my trash have a truncated subject line followed by the "sender:" GOVERNMENT WEIGHT LOSS WHORES!!! LIVE!!!!... ...DESMOND MNGKLRWRA"
Today I got:
"PROTECT YOURSELF AGAINST..." "JOHNNIE MATHIS"