Posted
8:27 PM
by sport
SCENTS OF WONDER (or, In Fragrance Delecto)...
Shoe Repair Shop
Old-type Ben Cooper Hallowe'en Costume
Head Shop-impregnated Comic Book Pages
Freshly Printed Ditto
Lakeside (not Jesco) Gumby
Bumpercar Ozone
Heap of Burning Leaves / Heap of Wet Leaves
Unused (for-a-long-time-with windows-closed) Office
Zippo
Christmas Tree
Linseed Oil
A Whole Bunch Of old Books
Garam Masala
Berrie Jiggler
Ben Gay
Newly Line-Dried Laundry
Pinaud Clubman
Pencil Shavings
Fireworks
Escaping Air from a Popped Dry-Roof-Tar Bubble
ON THE ODOR HAND (or, Mute Nostril Agony)...
Internal Combustion Engine
Rock Club
Pet Food
Old Bait
Vitamins
Fat Guy Who Works at Comic Shop
Smoke Machine Smoke
Hair Spray
All Shit Except Faint Horse Shit
Air Freshener
Raid
Broccoli
Cologne Samples in Magazines
Tap Water in Deposit, New York
Clorox
The Subway
Money
Mall Food Court
Doctor's Office
Racks of Clothing at Certain Thrift Stores