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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Posted 12:24 AM by sport

Call 'em Tzara and Meara, for Dada's sake.

(As we sat in the car today waiting for Shelley to return from 7-11, the kids suddenly began to improvise riddles. One would pose the question, then the other would deliver the punchline. Then they'd both erupt into peals of hilarity. I managed to jot down a few of them for posterity. Tell 'em at your next party!)

Q: WHO HAS A DOG AND NEW CLOTHES?
A: A CAMEL-HEAD

Q: WHAT DOES A CIGARETTE GO ON THE STORE?
A: FRESH STICKERS

Q: WHO MAKES TELEPHONES OUT OF A BANK?
A: A COW

Q: WHEN DOES A CAR GO ON A BRICK FOR A CAMERA?
A: A SHIRT

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Posted 1:51 AM by sport

Here is a personal list of favorite song titles by the pretty much one-man Black Metal band Benighted Leams.
These songs appear on the band's four albums:
Tenebrious Arcadian Dream, Astral Tenebrion, Ferly Centesms, and Obombrid Welkins

In formatting this list I've employed an acclivity of rubricial prolixity.

The Fnead
Dryad Of The Fylfot
Orphny Of Arain Blood
Oeillades into Paenumbral Mirth
The Day Of Mirandous Sarmassation
Hermetically Leering as Frigid Blores Obumber
The Ormod Liss Of Transuranical Noctivagations
Saturnine Fury Adumbrated the Aestival Castellations of Iberia
Kevin MacDonald's Theory of Eurocentrism as a Group Evolutionary Strategy

And my favorite:
There Descends a Nauseating Dampness

Thank You.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Posted 2:14 AM by sport

Between Today and Yesterday by Alan Price

You'll never see his mother's face
Or feel his father's hand
Who can you show when you succeed
In never-never land?

He's afraid to have his fortune told
For fear what it might mean
He doesn't want the picture drawn
Of things he has to dream

Between today and yesterday is like a million years
And the only truthful man he's seen was standing there in tears

"Believe in me" his saviour said,
"And you will be redeemed"
But alas, after his saviour fell
He wasn't what he seemed

Now the only happy man he's seen
Was guilty but insane
And he laughed and danced because he knew
That his watchers felt the blame

Between today and yesterday is like a million years
And forever is the look of pain that a lonely man must wear

Beware! The mirror on the wall gets less friendly with passing time
Enough! I said enough, just draw the shades...
Please! let me drink black wine!

Yes, I know it's the ending...

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